Jacob Zuma encourages jobless South Africans to join MMM

President Jacob Zuma has torched a storm after he said South Africans battling to find jobs must join MMM. Speaking at a fundraiser in Limpopo over the weekend, the president shocked attendees when he encouraged them to join the embattled scheme.

“South Africans complain too much, there are many money making schemes that are making people rich everyday but you guys are waiting for me to come and give you a job. If you can not get a job, just join MMM. My gardener and maid do MMM and they get more money than what I am paying them. I want to fire them so they can fully concentrate on MMM”, he said.

The entrance of Mavrodi Mondial Moneybox popularly known by its abbreviation, MMM, into the country sent South Africans into a frenzy as many joined the quick-money train. The company which was founded in Russia by Sergei Mavrodi, his brother Vyacheslav Mavrodi, and Olga Melnikova recorded a rapid growth but in 1994, it came crashing down as it was closed over tax evasion.  

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THE FACT ABOUT MMM NIGERIA

Fellow mavrodians,  let me enlighten us about a particular topic that has been on the lips of everybody, what If MMM crash today. 

Now let me tell you this  good news,  MMM don't crash.  Are you happy to hear this? 

Then what happened when people were shouting MMM has shut down in Zimbabwe, South Africa...  If MMM stops working in a particular country due to more GH  than PH which is normally created by government and financial institutions like we are experiencing in Nigeria by spreading rumors and panics , we called this period as PAUSE MODE.  Then what is PAUSE MODE?  PAUSE MODE is a period where by every activities on MMM platform of a particular country is put on hold, I.e PAUSE. Like I mentioned earlier PAUSE MODE happens when there is more people that are getting help are more than people who are providing help.  Note this: the money you provided as help on MMM platform is not been use for any investments or business transactions.  The ideology is simple and working. Let assume You and Ten thousand participants on this platform are ready to provide help, and we have two hundred participants on this platform that are ready to collect back their money along with their reward for providing help. Out of the Ten thousand participants and You that want to provide help will be match to pay to the Two hundred  people who are ready to get help. This is how the money circulate around within the participants on the platform. So we pay ourselves the 30% increase we get when we provide help. Now if there's rumors and panics that MMM want to crash the reverse will be the case.  There will be like Ten thousand participants and You that want to get help while there is just Two hundred people that want to provide help. There's is no way the system will be able to pay the Ten thousand participants and you with the little money the Two hundred people want to put in the system. So,  instead of the system to crash, it will enter PAUSE MODE. Nobody will be able to PH ( provide  help ) and no one will be able to GH ( Get Help ). There will be no activities on the platform. Then what happens to those who have put their money in the system already without GH before the PAUSE MODE. Note this when you provide help help on MMM platform, what you have is MAVRO. So what you are worrying about is